How is this different from everything we know about Obama? Would you vote for this person?

Hey I need your support. I am a white male. I go to a white supremacist church and the pastor is my mentor. I am friends with David Duke. My church actually presented him an award. My wife is just now proud to be an American because you are finally allowing someone like me to run for president. If I lose she will hate this country again. I think black people are bitter and cling to their religion; they don't like people different from them. I really haven't done much in politics. I voted present on a lot of bills. I did help out an impoverished white neighborhood back in West Virginia. I have won several states just because I'm white. I bamboozled lots of black folks to vote for me by promising change. They hate Bush and will fall for anything. I like to borrow speeches from other great politicians, but they said its ok. Well.....do I have your vote?